Out-of-This-World Fun for Kids
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes!
What do you get if you cross Santa Clause with a spaceship?
A ho-ho-hovership!
How does the man-in-the-moon cut his hair?
He eclipses it!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Where do cow go on vacation in space?
The moo-oon!
When is the moon the heaviest?
When it's full!
What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?
A Mars Bar!
What do you call a tick on the moon?
A luna-tick!
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In a launch box!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What kind of plates do they use in space?
Flying saucers!
Check out your submissions!
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Submitted by Delaney
What do planets like to read?
Comet books!
Submitted by Bethany
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Submitted by Pixey
What is an astronsaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
Submitted by Annie
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
A parking meteor!
Submitted by Lulu
Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in!
Submitted by Pixey
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
He was looking for Pluto!
Submitted by Tany
What do aliens on the metric system say?
Take me to your liter.
Submitted by Macsmom